Josephine Crossing Isn’t For You If:

…You love spending hours upon hours maintaining your yard on the weekend

…Throwing money out the window is your thing

…You’re a carbon Bigfoot and do your level best to leave the largest carbon footprint possible

…You hate people and everything they stand for and you’re just a click or two away from being a clinical reclusive (a.k.a. “shut-in”).

…Your garage is so huge your doormat says, “welcome to my garage”- and you LIKE it that way

…You find leisurely strolls along the banks of the Yellowstone River a senseless waste of time

…You enjoy watching your kids like a prison guard when they play in an unsafe subdivision

…Nothing trips your trigger like neighborhood streets that are wide enough to land a plane on, complete with cars jetting by at 50 mph

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